Cabin in the Woods Quiet Book (contains spoilers - sort of)

So there are these things called quiet books that you give to small children to keep them occupied during car journeys, apparently.
This all started when someone made a Star Trek quiet book, and then I found a Buffy book. And I got to thinking someone *really* needs to do a Cabin in the Woods quiet book. I mean... come on, think about it!

Sorry there are going to be a lot of pictures. [ETA: and not a few videos in which I scream. I actually didn't know it was picking up sound, I was making the noises for my own amusement, and having posted it I'm not redoing all the videos now!]

 

Click through for the pictures in all their gory fabulousness.

Labyrinth Worm

'Ello.

 Say, come inside and meet the missus.

How To Train Your Dragon hat

I still have a large amount of black fleece that I bought for some reason. I've been vaguely thinking about making a toothless hoodie but I expect I would make a mess of it. So here's a toothless hat I made. I think it will go with my red coat better than the minion one would have.