I made this little lady last week to send to someone as a present. I'd like to say that it was for a small child who'd just lost her first tooth but.... Yeah, actually, let's stick with that.
Small child, first tooth, and you can't prove otherwise.
Because a fairy without wings is really just a very small person.
I rouged her cheeks (or rather, I pinched them - ladies pinch, whores use rouge.) The little tooth on her dress is really the only thing that makes her a tooth fairy rather than any other type of fairy
But we know what she is, don't we? Just you, me and that [ahem] small child.