Not even this chilled out teddy bear can help.
What does a teddy bear have to do with the Nancy Drew of Neptune, you ask (if you don't know your VM very well)...
Erstwhile enemies, now secret love bunnies from Season one:
Veronica - Do you think this thing... will ever get more normal?
Logan - What, like, will we ever hang out at the mall, or hold hands and buy each other teddy bears that say 'I wuv you beary much'?
Veronica - Yes. Exactly that. Except I want my bear won through some sort of demonstration of ring tossing ability.
Love-belly teddy looks sad that he is not a unicorn.